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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Avocados = Repulsive

I am an avocado hater.

I hate their squishy, slimy texture.

I hate their toxic green color.

I hate the sound of a knife scraping against the inside of the peel, like when you cut an avocado in half and then cut it into cubes while it's still inside its rind.

I hate their fatty, creamy, nutty taste.

Guacamole makes me shiver with disgust.

I can't stand avocado in my sushi. People will roll their eyes and tell me to poke it out with a chopstick, but they don't understand that the sushi is permanently tainted.

I read that in Java, avocado flesh is mixed with black coffee, sweetened, and eaten as a dessert. After reading that, I don't think I will ever be travelling to Java.

4 comments:

eC said...

I sort of liked avacados/guacamole before this post.

Now... not so much?

beth said...

Haha! And what exactly are they? Fruit, vegetable, slimy alien space pod?
ps - I love your Playlist!

nonsocialmoth said...

and your distaste for avocados is why we can never be friends... *tisk* *tisk* i thought you were cool

Michael said...

I hate avocados too. :)

Where are you? It's been a long time since you've posted. I hope you're okay.

Several other bloggers have added me on Facebook, by the way. The name is Michael Rivera, my e-mail's on my profile, you can feel free to add me too!

Hope you're doing fine.

Michael.